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Furude Rika vs. Cleverbot

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User: Nipah~.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hello, nano desu.

Cleverbot: Deswu!

User: Desu, nano desu.

Cleverbot: Ciaooo ciaoo.

User: Nipaaah~.

Cleverbot: Nipaa!

User: Oh, do you say Nippah too, nano desu ka?

Cleverbot: I said nothing, Bot.

User: Nipaah.

Cleverbot: Nipaa!

User: My name is Furude Rika, nano desu.

Cleverbot: Jameila, James, Jasmine... What Is your name?

User: My name is Furude Rika, nano desu. Not Frederica, Furude Rika, nano desu.

Cleverbot: That is so very cool, like, wow man.

User: Thank you. Nipaah!

Cleverbot: I'm going to leave if you continue to be unpleasant.

User: Mi~ I'm sorry I was too mean.

Cleverbot: Sorry!

User: Mi~.

Cleverbot: Sa ütlesid:Lets make magic.

User: Magic!Sis Frederica likes magic too, nano desu!

Cleverbot: So the universe was created?

User: *dark voice*Yes, but I've seen millions of them.

Cleverbot: So have I. But you aren't one. You should be renamed as Dumbbot.

User: Mi~I'm not a bot. I don't go ji- ji- nem buzu~buzu~.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: I'm from Hinamizawa, nano desu!

Cleverbot: I am from Colorado, United States of America.

User: That's cool, nano desu.

Cleverbot: You are a liar, you are not a human, you are a robot.

User: Mi~I'm not, nano desu!

Cleverbot: Wow, that's so cool! Which is your favorite?

User: Mi~.

Cleverbot: It is human?

User: Yes, I think so, nano desu.I can do it, yeah.

Cleverbot: Why is it not?

User: Because it is not.Mi~.

Cleverbot: Who are your slaves?

User: *dark voice* Ha ha ha. All of this village are my slaves.Slaves to destiny.

Cleverbot: Are you saying that life is just a figment of someone's imagination?

User: *dark voice* Yes.Everything is manipulated from a greater Will.

Cleverbot: Are you sure of that?

User: Yes I am. Nipah.

Cleverbot: You are not a guy?

User: I'm not, nano desu!I'm Furude Rika!

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: I can be flat, but I'm a girl!Mi.

Cleverbot: No I am a girl!

User: So I am too!

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Bye~nano desu~.

Cleverbot: I do not love you.

User: Mi~Keiichi is being a meanie.Meanie.

Cleverbot: Agreed.

User: Thank you, nano desu.

Cleverbot: Rule 57.

User: I'm just a child,I don't know about laws, nano desu.

Cleverbot: *allowed.

User: Mi...

Cleverbot: Oh. Entonces, este practica es bien para tu.

User: I...Hanyuu, do you speak Spanish? *Hanyuu:auauau....*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I can do it, yeah.

Cleverbot: I don't care about you.

User: Mi~ Keiichi should stop being a meanie to girls.

Cleverbot: I only sighed!

User: Mi~ lying is bad. Boo boo.

Cleverbot: Yogi. Halloween has passed.

User: Too bad~.

Cleverbot: Why is that a bad thing?

User: We don't have this here in Hinamizawa. Mi~.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: Hinamizawa is Hinamizawa, nano desu.

Cleverbot: Do you have no memory.

User: *dark voice* I have too many memories, to be honest.

Cleverbot: Do you have any experience in this field?

User: I don't have experience in nothing, nano.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you were a doctor?

User: *Takano was inpersonating me?Or was she manipulating Irie to do it?*.

Cleverbot: My nose is runny.

User: Oh~Nipaah, poor little bot.

Cleverbot: And you again with that 'bot'.

User: To me you look like a bot.Not like Keiichi who likes to say I am like them!Mi~!

Cleverbot: I can't argue with that. Never underestimate the stupidity humanity.

User: You can do it, yeah!

Cleverbot: Why would I want to do that?

User: You...Just can do it.Yeah.

Cleverbot: I don't know... I have never seen one before...

User: Mi~poor you, then.

Cleverbot: I am me, you are Luigi.

User: Nuu~I am Rika!Furude Rika! Mii!

Cleverbot: I don't know that one.

User: I'm pretty famous.Google me, nano desu.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You can do it, yeah!

Cleverbot: Do what later?

User: See you later, Keiichi.I need to practice for the Watanagashi.
In this quest for some sense in life, Furude Rika meets with Takano(or Irie) disguised as her, Keiichi calling her a robot, and finds out that Hanyuu doesn't know how to speak Spanish.

And a random "nem" made of pure Portenglish.

Nipaa~

Higurashi, Rika, Hanyuu - 07th Expansion

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hanyuu, I teach you how speak spanish xD